What Could Be Worse...

Than a typical Des Moines Register opinion column? Nothing, right...?

Nothing but John Gaps' lame, lame, lame attempt at humor.

Ya see... it's a New Year's column chock full of humorous predictions for the upcoming year. John, that's fresh. How do you come up with this stuff?

Here's a highlight:

Look out for a certain Arizona senator to make a big comeback.

Barry Goldwater missed the first time around, but 2008 could be his year, of course if he isn't still dead then.

Whee... what a knee slapper! Man, he makes Rekha look like Dave Barry.