Served up by P.J. O'Rourke.
America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable. Henry Wallace never quite managed, or George Wallace either. But Kerry's done it. American free speech needs to be submitted to arbitration because Americans aren't smart enough to have a First Amendment, and you can tell this is so, because Americans weren't smart enough to vote for John Kerry.O'Rourke then proceeded to have his way - ol school d-style - with Teresa Heinz (nee Heinz Kerry) over the plush armrest of a smart Italian leather sofa in the study of the Heinz's tony Beacon Hill townhouse.