Preschool Panacea

You know, if we just had universal preschool and our little ones had state sponsored babysitting (because everyone deserves a good start!!!), all of our social ills would melt away. Yep, universal preschool would be the just the thing.

How are we going to pay for it? That doesn't matter. It's for the children you selfish bastards, I tell you! For the CHILDREN!!!