Does Illinois Need a Law Against Tongue Splitting?

Just Plain Harris doesn't think so. Here is the "money quote".

As stupid as this may be, we still don't need a law against it. Interestingly, the same people who push this kind of legislation are the same ones who are always screaming that we need government to be smaller and do less. "There are too many regulations! Wait, there's a kid running with scissors! Let's make a new law! And increase funding to the Department Of Intruding On Individual Rights!"

Man, I wish I had written this! Go read the whole thing.