Kerry, Kerry quite contrary

Bimbo eruption. Jane Fonda. Military decorations tossed ... did I say tossed... I meant lost... whatever. Lavish lifestyle by heiress - times 2 (mmmmm... ketchup). Populist puffer fish. More flip-flops than a Jimmy Buffet concert.

This is their best?

Come on... take a whiff.

Smells like... reelection.