Feeling Skeptical

Today's Register Editorial on Federal Forest management reform starts like this:

If something feels like a sham, it probably is. So it's hard to shake skepticism about new Bush administration rules for managing the country's 155 national forests.

If it feels like a man is a child molester, he probably is.
If it feels like a woman is a terrorist, she probably is.
If it feels like a new drug is safe, it probably is.

Whoa, slayed by "Register Logic" again!

You see, the Bush Administration is giving our precious natural resources to the evil timber industry to rape and pillage. Are they crazy? Do they think that trees are a renewable resource, or something???