Breaking News - Madonna has Gay Fans!

Here's what Mr. Sullivan had to say:

I'm in awe. She's 45 years old. The two hours of astonishingly athletic choreography, dazzling video effects, and crowd-pleasing music would have taxed an 18 year-old. She truly is one of the great performers of our time. Yes, she had some fatuous anti-war and Kabbalist moments. But I'll forgive her anything.

Please Andrew... not Barbara next.