Oh my God no!!! They have a nefarious plan to bring back the draft!!!
Who are they? Well... that's not important now! Come on kids, EVERYBODY SING!!!
Well, it's one two three
What are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn...
You know why Kerry is crashing in the polls? Because he's basing his campaign on his own emotion and juvenile angst from 35 years old.
H/T (and link theft credit...) - Instapundit
Update: What he said...
Update Numero Dos: Meaty, bleaty goodness from Lileks on the topic. It's at the bottom and worth the wait.