Now Salt is Evil

And it's not going to stop here. God, what's next?

The CSPI is a textbook example of how evil is most often born out of the best of intentions. Just leave us alone you meddling nannies.

And now, as a paltry act of defiance, I plan to go to the Blogger Bash where I will salt all of my greasy bar food to my own personal taste. And, miss - bring me a big plate of green olives.