Monday, September 13, 2004

Oh My God!!! It's Chaos!!!

As I write this, there's a man running down my street firing an assault rifle at a group of school children walking home. Wait... there's another man with an Uzi holding up an old lady crossing the street. Hoo boy! Now they're in a raging firefight.

Oh s#@t... they're heading toward my house.

They've shot the lock off of my door!

No... please, God NOOOOOOOO!!!


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